Fuck Muni, I’m Riding My North Face Backpack Chairlift From Now On

by Andrew Dalton on May 14, 2010

I don’t know why Wired posted this article on their Autopia Car blog, because this should be filed under “Awesome stuff from a utopian future where no one ever has to drive”. Basically it’s a backpack with a hook and a motor that zips you along suspended cables over traffic and other congested areas. The [...]


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Hot Chicks on Haight Street

by Andrew Dalton on February 25, 2010

Local photoblog The Streets are Calling just posted this gem that may or may not be from 2008 and it’s causing so many conflicting emotions in my cold, post-American Apparel heart. On the one hand, she’s seems like the kind of person who not only will go with you to that show you wanted to [...]


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Disco Bomb Threatens to Cause Dancing, Obliterate Memories

by Andrew Dalton on February 24, 2010

Fellow Panhandler and Pisco/Disco enthusiast Miguel23 dropped this photo bomb on the twitscape last night. (What?) The latest addition to our personal favorite gonzo art lounge has been up for a week or so, but because this is version 2.0 of the Web I don’t actually have to go over there and take a picture [...]


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Just Say “DivCo” ?

by Andrew Dalton on February 8, 2010

No. Wrong. Ugh. I don’t even know what to say about this post on Modern Luxury Magazine (whatever that is). Ignoring, for a moment, the fact that we’ve all known we can get $2 beers on Divis for years now – you can’t just go making up names for (parts of) a neighborhood that already [...]


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Thursday 5-Fulton Report

by Andrew Dalton on January 28, 2010

As I mentioned yesterday, I’m going undercover this week as an average MUNI rider on a rush hour commute. I haven’t had a regular morning commute in roughly 9 months, so I’m kind of like a second grader on the first day of school. (Not a first grader though, because duh I’ve ridden the bus [...]


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Wednesday Morning 5-Fulton Report

by Andrew Dalton on January 27, 2010

If you haven’t guessed by now, at least one-half of AggressivePanhandler (that’d be me) doesn’t actually work downtown like the rest of you sheeple. Thus, I am spared the most common of daily interactions that San Franciscans love to complain about so much. But since I’m working downtown this week, I thought I’d bring you [...]


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Celebrate Today’s National Hot Toddy Day the Madrone Way

by Derek Bradley on January 11, 2010

That’s right, it’s National Hot Toddy Day! And while MissionMission and SFWeekly will tell you to go get yours the Humphry Slocombe way, we say our neighborhood (always) does it better. So go out and celebrate tonight at Madrone and ask for their extra special Hot Toddy. They make it with their own homemade apple-cinnamon [...]


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It’s Christmas! Time to Give Thanks!

by Andrew Dalton on December 17, 2009

First of all, I’m not blushing, I’m just a little red because I’m hungover from Holiday Party Week, as I like to call it. When I worked for Don Draper at Sterling Price Waterhouse Cooper’s or whatever lots of shmoozy reps would throw lots of fancy pants holiday parties for clients they didn’t really like [...]


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A Slightly Skewed San Francisco Perspective

by Andrew Dalton on November 13, 2009

No, I’m not talking about how our burritos are better than anywhere else in the country. I’m talking about this map from David Enos/Hidden Host:

I suppose we should be concerned that we live in “A Horror Film”, but I guess that’s better than “Utter Human Misery” or “City Hall”. Plus, it kind of reads like [...]


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Wednesday Links: I read it so you can too!

by Andrew Dalton on October 28, 2009

Posting links is my favorite thing to do because I can trick you into clicking on something you might not have read otherwise. Plus, I read a lot of stuff, so why wouldn’t I share the highlights?
[FringeSF]: Fringe Halloween 2009 at Madrone – Your favorite indie DJs play a Halloween set at your favorite bar. [...]


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