BREAKING NEWS: Mild Buzz After Second Beer

by nedhepburn on June 4, 2010

BREAKING – In a NOPA District coffee/art/sandwiches/earth-tones establishment, a young man finished his second beer and felt the desire for a cigarette despite having allegedly quit two months ago. No word on whether the falafel will be finished or whether he’ll stare at it for another fifteen minutes.
There is word on the wire that he’ll attempt [...]


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Breaking News: Old Dude Has Knife; Single Handedly Threatening To Roll Back Gentrification.

by nedhepburn on June 3, 2010

This dude infront of the Bean Bag Cafe had a knife and threatened to kill a number of crust-punk kids sitting outside. I don’t know why. I don’t even care. I just think that the guy has seen ‘Death Wish’ one too many times because God knows we all have opinions about gentrification in [...]


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People Of San Francisco, I Have Arrived.

by nedhepburn on June 3, 2010

Bloodied, dirtied, and covered in what appears to be aloe vera, I have arrived in San Francisco.
For the third and perhaps final time in 9 months I packed up everything I own into my car and left Los Angeles, swearing that I’d never return. I headed North, to the Bay Area, home of promiscuity, revelry, long [...]


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