BREAKING NEWS: Mild Buzz After Second Beer

by nedhepburn on June 4, 2010

BREAKING – In a NOPA District coffee/art/sandwiches/earth-tones establishment, a young man finished his second beer and felt the desire for a cigarette despite having allegedly quit two months ago. No word on whether the falafel will be finished or whether he’ll stare at it for another fifteen minutes.

There is word on the wire that he’ll attempt to talk to the girl at the counter about “what she does” and “records”. More on this story as it develops.