Breaking News: Old Dude Has Knife; Single Handedly Threatening To Roll Back Gentrification.
by nedhepburn on June 3, 2010
This dude infront of the Bean Bag Cafe had a knife and threatened to kill a number of crust-punk kids sitting outside. I don’t know why. I don’t even care. I just think that the guy has seen ‘Death Wish’ one too many times because God knows we all have opinions about gentrification in San Francisco but THIS guy took it to the next level, by threatening to kill us all.
I suppose if you’re going to kill someone, it’s best to do it with your NAMETAG CLEARLY VISIBLE and WEARING BRIGHT RED. I mean, honestly. Is he trying to stab someone in 1996? Caps and starter jackets? Really?
Also visible is the delightful ketchup squeezy bottle I used to eat with my delicious burger. That shit was legit! Nummers!
I’m not seeing a knife here. Or maybe in his off screen hand, spreading ketchup too enthusiastically.
But look at the cheesy sweatband of entitlement worn by the (alleged) gentryfier just off camera.