Sean Penn Kicked Out of Oscar Party, Still Welcome at Madrone
by Andrew Dalton on March 8, 2010
I never thought I’d be linking out to that detestable piece of garbageblogging that is Perez Hilton, but the day after the Oscars means his interns are extra busy photoshopping jizz onto other people’s photos. Apparently last night Penn got kicked out of an Oscar party for punching a The Hurt Locker producer in the face.
We just want to take this moment to remind everyone of that fateful Sunday night when Penn dined at NOPA before taking his entourage to Madrone and then disappearing into the bathroom for like half an hour, only to stumble out sniffling away. (I’m sure he just had a cold.) Ever since, there’s been an Ike Turner with his name on it waiting for him on the drink board. (Not that we want to see him get slapped, but it’s just a comical drink to go along with a comical situation.)
Oh and while I was writing this, it turns out Garbagetown Hilton was wrong all along and Penn was never at the party where he supposedly punched someone. After such slander we should leave a big cockpunch (puns!) on the board for Perez. Penn, meanwhile, is still welcome to drink with us at any time.
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