FirstWednesdaysAtMadroneAreAwesome. OMGCan’tBreathe.
by Andrew Dalton on January 7, 2010Last Night! At Madrone! There was stand-up comedy at happy hour! And it wasn’t half-bad! And there was birthday cake*! And it was fun-fetti! And like everybody got some! And then there was Burlesque-y Pole Dancing! Pole Dancing! That I didn’t even have to pay for! Also there were some really old people there! (parents of burlesque troupe?) And the MC’s name was Rich Mahogany! Rich Mahogany! This is the new best thing on Wednesdays and omigod I wish I had taken pictures but that’s rude and jesus christ I’m like 15 year old from Encino!
*passes out*
*full disclosure: we brought the cake for Derek’s birthday, but that doesn’t mean we won’t bring one next time.

Um, like best night at Madrone ever! Best birthday ever! THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST*
*4chan joke
Rich Mahogany was fantastic and funnier than the comedians who preceded him. And, he’s powered by nano-roofie technology! How could you not love that?
This is going to be a monthly thing right? Like let’s all go to Laugh-Out-Loud Happy Hour at 7 and be properly saucy when they Cirque Noir ladies come out at around 10. Awesome, yes, best theme night ever. Jokes & baroque!